Wrapper of this bar screamed for me to buy it. It's Not For Girls is the slogan labeled on Nestle UK's Yorkie. Big, bold letters, with a no-female symbol in place of the O.
forbidden fruit.. now I can't NOT try it.
First things first, getting to the bottom of the mind boggling slogan. After extensive research (aka Googling it), I find the story behind this bar. When it was produced, the Yorkie targeted men, men who eat their chocolates in big chunks. Women were thought to devour their chocolates slowly, bit by bit. Ok, I admit to taking my time savouring chocolates. To spite the creators of the slogan, I shall eat the Yorkie, and eat it slowly at that 
After tearing off the shiny blue wrapper, I find the bar inside is sectioned into 5 chunks. To my surprise, the Yorkie is comprised of solid milk chocolate. I expected there to be peanuts, something to chomp on, to reflect the macho image. Nope, notta, pure milk chocolate. And what good milk chocolate it is!
Like all UK bars, the chocolate isn't as sweet, and lacks the waxiness, of American ones. I would prefer the Yorkie over the Hershey bar anyday, for taste and slightly smoother texture. As for the motto, if anything, I'd say this bar of pure chocolate good-ness is perfect FOR girls.
My verdict: thumbs down for message of the bar, thumbs up for its top quality taste. I don't care what the package says, I'll have my Yorkie. And I'll enjoy it, slowly, one chunk at a time.
And the Milo, how sneaky you are to make eating chocolate seem healthier. For those who don't know, Milo is a malted chocolate drink (which I haven't actually tried), and this is the more convenient bar version - 'cause we can't always be carrying around cups of boiling water now can we 
Description in big bold letters say Energy Food - sweet! - until you read the label and discover the nutrients are same as any other candy bar. Actually, the Milo is quite lovely and delicious.. and gave me alot of energy... *cough from all the sugar 